In a hilarious display of unintentional irony, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Archbishop of Genoa, comments on Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code:

The book is everywhere. There is a very real risk that many people who read it will believe that the fables it contains are true.

Widely reported in the news media, including http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1110982678414_106391878/?hub=CanadaAM

John Edward on quackery in the medium biz:

You know what, I think in every field there are, unfortunately, charlatans, and unfortunately in this field there are way too many. And I think it gives people a very bad name.

Collected from http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/10/john.edward.cnna/index.html
I was tipped off to this one by the CSICOP email newsletter.

Dane Spotts, CEO of PSI TECH (a seller of "Technical Remote Viewing" instruction), on comments made by PSI TECH founder and disgruntled former CEO Ed Dames:

Sorry Ed, your deception might have worked in the military but it won't cut it out here in the real world. Everyone can finally see the emperor isn't wearing any clothes.

Collected from http://www.psitech.net/news/response.htm
The pot and the kettle seem to have had a tiff!